INTRO:
I’m tired of being broke man,
What’s up with this economy?
What up Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre,
Why can’t you sign me(I wanna get paid)?

VERSE #1:
With so much drama in this economy
I’m tired of being B-R-O-K-E
I'm stuck at the crib with my moms, eating celery
She tells me: why don't you get a job with a salary and health insurance?
I'm broke as hell, man I got laid off,
Even lost some my money to that prick Madoff
so I pick up the phone, and call my homie B
And he's like ‘Man stop watching reality TV
Take the full pill Sampler, get a job HB’
So I got on my bike and applied at Mickey D's,
but I failed the second interview, Ronald please!
Bums see me on the street, and they start to tease
Tired of being flat broke it ain’t no joke,
Can't even find myself an ugly girl to poke,
No endo to toke, nothin to smoke
Yo snoop hand me that rope, it's time to croak
My ex wife was nothing but a Robbery
or she stole everything called it alimony
No jobs for me, no dollar for the lottery
Why the ph**** did I get my college degree

CHORUS #1:
Rolling down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose
Laid off. . . with my mind on your money and your money on my mind
Rolling down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose
Laid off. . .with my mind on your money and your money on my mind

VERSE 2:
One two three and to the four,
Snoop doggy dog, he ain't coming (to my) door
43 years old broke as can be
like frank the entertainer I’m home with mommy
So sick and tired of poverty
Gotta’ ask my damned wife for extra cheese,
SHOULD I FEEL ILL? MOMS PAYIN MY BILLS
Now she got no money n her will
I applied for this job thru the internet
Huh, I couldn't even bag groceries at a supermarket
Whickety whick whick, whickety whick whick whack
Instead of washing windows, I should sell crack
Just want a job, hire me P Diddy
Yo Curtis can u spare a dollar fitty!

CHORUS #2
Rolling down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose
Laid off. . .with my mind on your money and your money on my mind
Walking down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose
Laid off with my mind on your money and your money on my mind
Limping down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose
Laid off with my mind on your money and your money on my mind
Crawling down the street washing windows looking for change that’s loose.
Laid off with my mind on your money and your money on my mind

OVERLAPPING CHORUS:
It's wack, and we're tired of geting jacked, let’s grab our money sack, and bring this economy back!
It's wack, and we're tired of geting jacked, let’s grab our money sack, and bring this economy back!

OUTRO:
Yo, this is MC Sampler 2017, that's about how long it will take to fix this economy, peace out