[xander999]
Hey, you, me and them they know,
Xand-Three-Nine and Wolveroses gonna flow,
Ready to make parodies, so come on up,
(Cause you know Xand's gon' mess it up)
Gimme an idea first, so I can spoof about the trouble,
Music and T.V. together, Just try and stop me babble,
Ain't nothing but the P thang, baaaabay!
Two drunkern artists that were craaaaazy!
Xand is the ego that 'traaaaaays me!
I'm Removable, so please you try to play this! (hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the subject at hand,
Parodyin' is perfected, so I'ma get them processed-and
From a new spoof's perspective,
And before me write out a spoof I have to find If I've connected,
You never know if the song wasn't that good,
About boys in the hood - and then again about spilling blood,
Now you know I spoof with Raps hits, expertice,
D-12, Eminem, Dr. Dre get spoofed 'Cause I'm an artist, (YEAH!)
And that realer than Sleezy-Chezzy, Pop Love songs,
And now you surfers and fans know all the wrongs
Well if it's bad enough to get spoofed off by Xander man,
You know that a small piece will be weird and Banned.

[Wolveroses and Xander99]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
[X] Wolf, came to the site like an artist..

[Wolveroses]
I'm listenin', and I'm searchin', time to remake it
I'm so damn close all I need to do is mp3 it
It's time for me to make a good impression
So kick back, just chill, and learn a little lesson
I never did a duet like this before
with another person am sure they want some more
At the same time with a instrumental that I flow
You know, and I know, we all do the downloads
music to my collection, the selection
variety ranges, too all ages, song pacing
If you vote, watch what you do
on what me and Xander triple nine came to do

[Wolveroses and Xand]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this
[W] I just did another parody
[X] Just don't sweat, 'Cause we're talkin in code...

{*funky sample break*}

[Xander999]
Clickin' back on the boards, with an intention post,
Gettin' cocky with the spoofs cause we've got something to boast
It's the capital X, oh yes I'm fresh, A and an N D,
Sixteen me be teen guy, See how I move quickly, ya see?
Showin' my skills when it's time be punctual,
Twistin' words parodyin' hits like my name was Weird Al,
Yeah, and I don't quit,
When they vote badly me for some otherfudgin' P hit,
(HELL YEAH!) So Wolf, (Whattup Xand?)
Gotta spoof what they want? (What's that X?)
We gotta go process somethin' (Hell yeah!)
And they're gonna be laughin' (Site - AmIRight)

[Wolveroses]
Where people write parodies, pay close attention
E-mailing Chucky songs is what I be sending
It's like artists of today cannot talk all they do is mumble
I don't understand, I feel like my dad, feeling humble
Trying to get the words that I just don't get
So I grab pen and paper and make another parody hit
Cause when I write, it's all in fun, parody artists
Hittin' off everyone when I come up off the hardest
And I'ma continue to remake more songs, dislike the songs
And if I hate the songs, then I just have to parody the songs
Yeah, and it won't stop
Told ya I'm just like a bomb when I'm about to explode
But I'm always calm, never off, when I feel good
S-A-G-I-N-A-W, just north of the motor city
Throwin' some hits together
Like my boy MakGonz, "No one can parody better"

[Wolveroses and Xand]
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this
[W] I just did another parody
[X] Just don't sweat, 'Cause we're talkin in code...

{*funky sample break*} ->repeat 3X