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Song Parodies -> "History"
Original Song Title:
"Misery"
Original Performer:
Soul Asylum
Parody Song Title:
"History"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
My whole class and me,
Have a class at 3,
With new discoveries.
It is history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Well, history's what I need.
Learning discoveries.
I know what's the grade, for me.
Columbus sailed the seven seas.
King Henry the 8th's a guy who's hungry.
Me and the class studying.
Ancient History.
Ancient history,
Is not the 80's.
We'll get to that thing,
Around next week.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Learnin' about King Louie.
Got his head chopped off clean.
Do you know what that does, to me?
It is so nauseating.
All you historians, and 18th century queens.
For all of 8th grade we'll study.
England's history.
Love the Roman story.
Of it's big ending.
Oh yes, there's Constatine.
And the Queen.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Well, history's what I need.}
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Learning discoveries.}
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Ancient History.} I'm learning history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Learnin' about King Louie.} I want more to study.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Got his head chopped off clean.} I'm learning
history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{England's history.} I want more to study.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Have a class at 3,
With new discoveries.
It is history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Well, history's what I need.
Learning discoveries.
I know what's the grade, for me.
Columbus sailed the seven seas.
King Henry the 8th's a guy who's hungry.
Me and the class studying.
Ancient History.
Ancient history,
Is not the 80's.
We'll get to that thing,
Around next week.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Learnin' about King Louie.
Got his head chopped off clean.
Do you know what that does, to me?
It is so nauseating.
All you historians, and 18th century queens.
For all of 8th grade we'll study.
England's history.
Love the Roman story.
Of it's big ending.
Oh yes, there's Constatine.
And the Queen.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Well, history's what I need.}
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Learning discoveries.}
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Ancient History.} I'm learning history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Learnin' about King Louie.} I want more to study.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{Got his head chopped off clean.} I'm learning
history.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.{England's history.} I want more to study.
Ancient-Made, Incoperated.
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