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Song Parodies -> "Sneeziest Nose"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Christ Pose"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Soundgarden
Parody Song Title:
"Sneeziest Nose"
Parody Written by:
The CrazyCam
The Lyrics
This isn't my very first parody, but I think it's the earliest one I have kept to this date. I am in love with it...but I do notice flaws that I'm still not too sure how to fix yet. I think the original song just didn't have that much to work with, but it was fun at the time. If you want to make explanations, comments, complaints or questions, go right ahead! Honesty is always the best policy...you know, unless weed is involved.
Careful when near me
I have the sneeziest nose
Got tissues?
Too late, have snot along my clothes
And you swear at me
Sneeze made you jump eight miles high
But when you came back down
Did I, did I sneeze on your tie, tie
Did I sneeze on your tie, tie
Blame the sneeziest nose
Blame the sneeziest nose
I can’t help
Having the sneeziest nose
Wish I could
Go to the circus and put on shows
And if I__ ACHOO!
Dang, there I go sneezing again
Bet if I wore nose plugs
Next sneeze, next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Blame the sneeziest nose
Blame the sneeziest nose
Cardinals
Aren’t as red as my nose
Not apples
Neither crimson, nor a thorned rose
Would it cost me more to suction boogers
Than to buy Kleenex galore
It wouldn’t pain me more to sneeze while pissing
Than when about to snore
Blame the sneeziest nose (snore)
Blame the sneeziest nose (snore)
I have the sneeziest nose
Got tissues?
Too late, have snot along my clothes
And you swear at me
Sneeze made you jump eight miles high
But when you came back down
Did I, did I sneeze on your tie, tie
Did I sneeze on your tie, tie
Blame the sneeziest nose
Blame the sneeziest nose
I can’t help
Having the sneeziest nose
Wish I could
Go to the circus and put on shows
And if I__ ACHOO!
Dang, there I go sneezing again
Bet if I wore nose plugs
Next sneeze, next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain, brain
Next sneeze would burst my brain, brain
Blame the sneeziest nose
Blame the sneeziest nose
Cardinals
Aren’t as red as my nose
Not apples
Neither crimson, nor a thorned rose
Would it cost me more to suction boogers
Than to buy Kleenex galore
It wouldn’t pain me more to sneeze while pissing
Than when about to snore
Blame the sneeziest nose (snore)
Blame the sneeziest nose (snore)
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Always like a good snot parody
Well, I didn't want to describe the snot, that'd be completely revolting in my part. But hey, if John could do it, I guess when V2 comes out, I'll give it a snot.
LOL, my bad. Suppose to be 'shot', but I actually like the typo.
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