Song Parodies -> "Slasher Shows"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

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Original Performer:

"Slasher Shows"

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The Lyrics

Tribute to slasher movies. (Name all you can ;) )

I'm despised, so I'm told.
This story's getting real old.
Chase the kids, in their dreams
They won't know until I'm done.

At the camp, Crystal Lake
'Neath the waves lies the undead
Call my name you will scream
And I'll make you scream again.

Slasher shows
Don't you know?
The plots are all the same?
Slasher shows
Gettin' old
Gettin' old
Gettin' old

In the streets, hit-and-ditch
Steal the life from that dumb bitch.
Chasing her and all her firends
I know what you did last summer.

Twenty years, and still going
Come back every Halloween
Thought I was sent away
I'll always come back for some more

Slasher shows
Don't you know?
The plots are all the same?
Slasher shows
Gettin' old
Gettin' old

Slasher shows
Don't you know?
The plots are all the same?
Slasher shows
Gettin' old
Gettin' old

Slasher shows, slasher shows!
Gettin' old
Slasher shows, slasher shows!
Gettin' old
Slasher shows, slasher shows!
Gettin' old
Slasher shows, slasher shows!
Gettin' old

Pick up phone, it is me
Do you like scary movies?

Slasher shows
Don't you know?
The plots are all the same?
Slasher shows
Gettin' old
Gettin' old

Slasher shows
Don't you know?
The plots are all the same?
Slasher shows
Gettin' old
Gettin' old

Slasher shows, slasher shows!
Gettin' old

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