I first met you picking berries from a tree
From that moment, I
I knew that there would only be one outcome
Me and you against the evil wizard
You had blonde hair and I just didn't care
And we made a vow
That we would never smurf each other out
A smurf detector wouldn't make me doubt you

Now we know that it's us versus the world now
Me and you against the world now
Look up there in the sky now
See the stars? They're smurfing just for us
Hey now, me and you against the world now
Look up there in the sky now
See the stars? They're smurfing just for us

We went for a walk, Azrael began to stalk
Us and I wish I had some kind of gun
In case it turned out we would need it
Even though Papa Smurf forbids it
The cat got you first, you took the worst
Couldn't hear me shouting you
To stop, above Johan and Peewit passing by
We promised that together we would die

Now we know that it's us versus the wizard
Me and you against the wizard
Look up there in the sky now
See the stars? They're smurfing just for us
Hey now, me and you against the wizard
Look up there in the sky now
See the stars? They're smurfing just for us

I went in next, got smurfed in the chest
So I bit Gargamel on the toe and he kicked me in the face
While I was writing this parody of Space
I was quite rash, I picked you up and made a dash
We didn't get too far
We made it to a pool of water
Azrael in front of us
Guess who got caught?

Lying there roasting in Gargamel's oven
Smurfette said to me
"Don't worry about a thing, my little smurfheart
But Space are angry 'cos you changed their lyrics"
Tommy and Jamie and Franny and Andy
Were quite pissed off
But I couldn't do anything of course
I was on a plate, being served with sauce

Now we know that it's us versus the wizard
Me and you against the wizard
Look up there on the table
See the salt? It's being sprinkled on us
Hey now, me and you against the wizard
Look up there on the table
See the sauce? Do you think it's barbecue?