Song Parodies -> "If I�m Gonna Be Your Lover (you Gotta Get Rid Those Kids)"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

"If I�m Gonna Be Your Lover (you Gotta Get Rid Those Kids)"

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The Lyrics

Maybe it�s the fault of my inherited Viking blood that I�m still riding the freeway of love alone, I have on occasions even detoured myself just to pick up some hitch-hiking single mom and give her a ride, though unfortunately it has so far always turned out that they were more interested in parking their kids in my porsche garage, than sitting on my porch rocking chair. This one�s for them:

ME:
You, I�ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SINGLE MOM:
So tell me what you feel, what you really, really feel
ME:
I�ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SINGLE MOM:
So tell me what you feel, what you really, really feel
ME:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna Nelly, Sally, Molly and that Sigismund gone

ME:
If you want my body, forget your Dash
If you wanna be with me, better kick out Nash
Now don�t keep nurture, Dharma and Kain
Kick them out with Ellen, or my love�s in vain

ME:
I�ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SINGLE MOM:
So tell me what you feel, what you really, really feel
ME:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna Lennie, Winnie, Minnie and Lucretia gone

ME:
If I�m gonna be your lover, you gotta get rid those kids
Make away forever, pampers full of skids
If I�m gonna be your lover, kick them out the gate
Leavin' isn�t easy, but now�s the time for Kate

ME:
What do you think about that, now you know how I feel?
SINGLE MOM:
Say can you handle real love, are you for real?
ME:
I won�t be nasty, I�ll make your day!
SINGLE MOM:
Man you start to bug me, now I�ll have my say!

SINGLE MOM:
I�ll tell you how I feel, how I really, really feel
ME:
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
SINGLE MOM:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, really, really, really wanna run away, but...

SINGLE MOM:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my kids
Leeching is forever, pampers come with skids
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to cave
Manhood isn�t easy and neither is my Dave

SINGLE MOM:
So there�s a bunch from Abe to Zeb
You wanna get with me you gotta learn to handle Jeb
I got Bill on the floor, who�s crawling for the door
I got Gina-Marie'n'Ike'n'Britt'n'Emily haven�t learned the loo (she�s a lot ado)
And as for you, ha-ha, meet Sue

(Single mom pats the lower part of her stomach and keeps singing):

Wipe your snooty clean, and take it like a man
You slammed a booty queen, now take it like a man

SINGLE MOM:
You are gonna be my husband, Shotgun Dad�s my friend
This time it�s forever, marriage without bends
You are gonna be my husband, run to get a job
You won�t get it easy, but that�s my plan for Rob

(Final chorus consists of both parties simultaneously and increasingly raising their voices while repeating previous arguments before they finally break up)

� Peter Andersson

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Claude Prez - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment

A little hard to follow, but I liked "pampers full of skids" and "you slammed a booty queen"; overall well done.

Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

I think you have done a good parody here.

Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment

But, I'd invest in a good babysitter.

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanx Diva. Maybe you�re up for the job now that yours have been kicked out? (The inspiration to this text actually came partly from that one of yours. I had a slightly different idea but changed it in this direction after having read your "Kids...". ;-)

Diva - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Know one..... Thank you for your kind comment. They haven't exactly been kicked out yet. Even if they were gone, I'd doubt that I'd take on more "Kids" But thanks for the job offer anyway. =)

Krystle~ - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment

This was funny! Good Job!~

Yet Another Dutchman - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Bwahaha... The highlight was when the single mom said "and as for you, ha-ha, meet Sue!" (patting the lower part of her stomach)

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