Yo, tell me what they did, what they really really did
So tell me what they did, what they really really did
I'll tell you what they did what they really really did.
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya
I'll tell you what they all did in 20 0 6

'Oops she did it again' she dropped the dime
Yes Mrs K-Fed had a 'Baby, one more time'
The Dog got busted, could do some time
Though it was the Mexicans that did the crime

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So tell me what they did, what they really really did
I'll tell you what they did what they really really did.
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya
I'll tell you what they all did in 20 0 6

If you wannabe a celeb, beware-the press aren't your friends
If you steal a baby, the story won't end
If you wanna live till 80, don't annoy stingrays
Don't drive a jet car or, you'll end up a bad way.
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Miss Heather Mills is Suing, but I think that it's wrong
There's no case you might say no, leg to stand on.
Beware of Xenu, Mrs Katie Holmes
I've heard that he'll strike you if you make a noise

Chorus

So here's a story bout Zinedine, whilst playing Italy
Almost murdered Materazzi
Fergie will spray her mace, Don't get up in her face,
And say she's crap and you want her gone
Don't worry, cos I agree, Lets mention Suri
Brokeback uncut?...I won't see
and now go out and buy Weird Al's new Album
and now go out and buy Weird Al's new Album

If you wannabe a celeb, beware-the press aren't your friends
If you steal a baby, the story won't end
If you wanna live till 80, Don't hunt with Cheney
Is Pluto a planet, yes or no or maybe?

If you wannabe really cool
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Buy Buy Buy Buy
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Weird Al Yankovic's Zigazigah?
If you wanna be a celeb