Song Parodies -> "Two Pretzels"

Original Song Title:

"Two Princes"

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Original Performer:

"Two Pretzels"

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The Lyrics

Two pretzels are brothers, about Mike and Rob Hack.

One, two pretzels kneel before you
That's what I said now
Pretzels, pretzels who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has hackysack in his pockets
And that's some coins now
This one said he wants to buy you ciggies
Ain't in his head now...YEAH!!!

This one got a fifty grand now
That's what I said now
Got some big seal upon his jeans now
Ain't in his head now
Marry him, Dave Hack is gonna condore you
How 'bout that now?
Marry me, Dave Hack is gonna disown you
He'll eat his hat now

Marry him, marry me
I'm the one they'll love you, baby can't you see
I ain't got no future for the Hack Family
I'm another brother/lover ought to be
I'm another brother/lover ought to be

Say if you wanna jump off the cliff
Just go ahead now
If you wanna fight the Godzilla
Just knock him dead now
If you wanna buy me ciggies
Just go ahead now
If you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now!

Say, one, two pretzels kneel before you
That's what I said now
Pretzels, pretzels who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has hackysack in his pockets
And that's some coins now
This one said he wants to buy you ciggies
Ain't in his head now...YEAH!!!

Marry him, marry me
I'm the one they'll love you, baby can't you see
I ain't got no future for the Hack Family
I'm another brother/lover ought to be
I'm another brother/lover ought to be

Said if you wanna jump off the cliff
Just go ahead now
If you wanna fight the Godzilla
Just knock him dead now
If you wanna buy me ciggies
Just go ahead now
If you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now!
Said if you wanna jump off the cliff
Just go ahead now
If you wanna fight the Godzilla
Just knock him dead now
If you wanna buy me ciggies
Just go ahead now
If you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now!

And if you want to jump off the cliff
Just go ahead now
If you like to fight the Godzilla
Just knock him dead now
If you want to buy me ciggies
Just go ahead now
If you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead now!
Oh oh oh baby (Just go ahead now)
Oh oh oh just, just, just go ahead now
Oh oh oh, Norman Berth
Come on, forget Norm Berth and marry me
(Just go ahead now)
Come on, come on, come on
(Just go ahead now) Yeah
(Just go ahead now)
And if you want to buy me ciggies now
(Just go ahead now)...

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