Song Parodies -> "The Princes in the Tower"

Original Song Title:

"Two Princes"

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"The Princes in the Tower"

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The Lyrics

This is the 3rd in my series on British History. It's about the mystery of the Two Princes in the Tower, long rumoured to have been murdered by Richard the 3rd in order to gain the English Throne in 1483.

Say, One, two, princes kneel and cower
(that's what I said, now)
We Princes, the princes in the Tower
(Just go ahead, now)
This One, is next for the succession
(And that's some bread, now)
But that’s what, you want in your possession
(So use your head, now..

Heeeeeey Now, dobede Ah Do De Doo Doo Dah Dah Dah Dobba Dobba Dobba Dobba Dobba Dobba Dobba....

Edward, he fought against Lancaster
(He was our Dad, now)
But some say, “those sons of his are bastards”
(cos he was Bad now)
You point this out, it’s easy to dethrone me
(Titus Regulus)
You point this out, you can then imprison me
Then what you do is..

- Murder him, then Murder me,
Then you can succeed and become Richard 3
You ain't got no future or family tree, but-
Killing us will stake your place in history,
Killing us will stake your place in history....

Said, if you want to start wars ragin
(Just go ahead, now)
An' be the very last Plantagent
(Just go ahead, now)
An' If you wanna get more power
(Just go ahead, now)
then just kill the Princes in the Tower
(Just go ahead, now)

One, two, princes kneel and cower
(that's what I said, now)
Us Princes, princes in the Tower
(Just go ahead, now)
One is, next for the succession
(And that's some bread, now)
But that’s what, you want in your possession
(You want us dead now so-

Murder him, then Murder me,
Then you can succeed and become Richard 3
You ain't got no future or family tree, but-
Killing us will stake your place in history,
Killing us will stake your place in history....

Said, if you want to start wars ragin’
(Just go ahead, now)
An be the very last Plantagent
(Just go ahead, now)
If you wanna gain more power
(Just go ahead, now)
Just get a sword and climb the tower
(Just go ahead, now)
An' If you, want the future Tudors
(Just go ahead, now)
To paint you, as an evil no-gooder
(Just go ahead, now)
But momentarily gain some power
(Just go ahead, now)
Then just kill the Princes in the Tower
(Just go ahead, now)

If you want to start wars ragin’

(Just go ahead, now)

An' be the very last Plantagent

(Just go ahead, now)

If you wanna take the power

(Just go ahead, now)

Just kill the Princes in the Tower!

(Just go ahead, now)

ohh Richard
(Just go ahead now)
ooh just just go ahead now
ooh your majesty,
(Just go ahead now)
come on and do the deed in 1483!
(Just go ahead now)
come on, come on, come on,
(Just go ahead now)
and go ahead now
yeah, just go ahead now
Yeah, If you want to take the power
(Just go ahead now)
yeah just go ahead now baby

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