Put the lid on down,
(I did, I did!)
Put the lid on down,
(I said I did!)
Put the seat on down, or I'll fall in a great big hole.
Put the seat down too,
(And why can't you?)
Now I fell in, see?
(You didn't look)
Women never do look, they think that men will do it right.

Went to the can the other day to *powder my nose*, and got a shock!
Cold porcelain hit me bum
And I blew my top and yelled at the thoughtless bum
So, put the lid down.
(I did not know)
Put the seat on down
(You know I forget though)
Well I'll screech until you remember everything just fine.

Don't mean to be mean, it's just a shock in the middle of
the night.
Hit the cold, you'd feel the same,
S'ok,don't really want to cast the blame.
(I'll put the seat on down)
(I'll put the seat way on down)
(Leave it up when you are gone)