Here it is, the spotty cheese I found
Laying there in the fridge next to the spillage
Of apple smoothie
I heard that, french eat mouldy cheese
Along with snails and olives
I need to throw up now (Sick noises)

We were gonna eat it tomorow
But it ran out yesterday

After the cheese goes off
Give it to the french, pretty please
It tastes of painted keys
And I really need to pee
After the cheese goes off
No one wants to touch it at all
No more pizzas for us
After the cheese goes off

The local shop is closed, no where to buy some more
No more cheddar or red leister, no way we eatin brie
Thats just as bad mouldy cheese
Just move along, but I hate ham sandwiches
We all cant stop, craving for more cheese
If we had ingriedients and the perfect recipe
We would make some of our own

We were gonna eat it tomorow
But it ran out yesterday

After the cheese goes off
Give it to the french, pretty please
It tastes of painted keys
And I really need to pee
After the cheese goes off
No one wants to touch it at all
No more pizzas for us
After the cheese goes off

Here it is, the spotty cheese I found
Laying there in the fridge next to the spillage
Of apple smoothie
We were gonna eat it tomorow
But it ran out yesterday

After the cheese goes off
Give it to the french, pretty please
It tastes of painted keys
And I really need to pee
After the cheese goes off
No one wants to touch it at all
No more pizzas for us
After the cheese goes off