I got an image of the 29 crash
Imbedded in my head
It's just becoming a new reality
Don't want to live to tell

Please don't tell me wife
There's a hole in the bank account
There's a hole in the bank account
I invested it all
Does anybody know which way the Dow will go?
Which way the Dow will go?
Hopefully I won't lose it all

Big investment just now cut in half
Bad Dow baby it's a crash, crash, crash
I want to cry but I got to laugh
Nasdaq too what a laugh, laugh, laugh

The market chewed me up and spit me out
The dot coms sent me spinning up and down
Is this what investing is all about?
I suppose so

I use to see the black, now it's only red, red
Yeah it's only red, red
I did not diversify

Does anybody know which way the Dow will go?
Which way the Dow will go?
Hopefully I won't lose it all

Big investment just now cut in half
Bad Dow baby it's a crash, crash, crash
I want to cry but I got to laugh
Nasdaq too what a laugh, laugh, laugh

Nothing's for free, nothing's for free
Sell the techs, boys
Nothing's for free, nothing's for free
Take them away, boys

Please don't tell me wife
There's a hole in the bank account
There's a hole in the bank account
I invested it all
Does anybody know which way the Dow will go?
Which way the Dow will go?
Hopefully I won't lose it all

Big investment just now cut in half
Bad Dow baby it's a crash, crash, crash
I want to cry but I got to laugh
Nasdaq too what a laugh, laugh, laugh

Nothing's for free, nothing's for free
Sell the techs, boys
Nothing's for free, nothing's for free
Take them away, boys

I just told my wife
There's going to be a hole in my head, a hole in my head
I wish I didn't invest it all
Does anybody know which way the Dow will go?
Which way the Dow will go?
I think I'm going to lose it all