Song Parodies -> "Bad Typing ( for the finger typer's out there)"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Type Thing"

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Original Performer:

"Bad Typing ( for the finger typer's out there)"

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The Lyrics

This is off of STP's first album Core released in 1992. TOS, is basically very thinly veiled reference to..well, hear it and you will see. Anyway, while I failed Latin, I nearly failed typing as well. So I learned to fingertype as I have a decent photographic memory to remember what I want type ( but can't type in the dark ). Also, my dial up is seriously flawed right now, so I have to rush to type things, so more typo's. Anyway, again dedicated to people who sucked at something so improvised their own way. Obviously there will be a few typo's in here somewhere....LOL.

I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad
I said I will not be better than you
I said I can not be better than you
I shouldn't have to prove to you, prove to you

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A typin' really that crappily
Never gonna learn to type properly
You wanna see typin' atrocity, atrocity?

I know you don't type as bad as mine
I know you can't type as bad as mine
I know I gave up 'fore I tried
I suck, you don't, you don't, you don't

I am Red Ant, Red Ant
I'll type ya somethin' that you'll regret
She said I should have tried my best
She said I should have tried my best

I know you don't type as bad as mine
I know you can't type as bad as mine
I know it should eat me from inside
I suck, you don't, you don't, you don't

Bad I type, I type, I type

I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad
I said I will not be better than you
I said I can not be better than you
I shouldn't have to prove to you, prove to you

I know you don't type as bad as mine
I know you can't type as bad as mine
I know I gave up 'fore I tried
I suck, you don't, you don't, you don't
(repeat this stanza again, I'm getting carpal tunnel from this )

Bad I type, I type, I type (x9)

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Stephen aka Step-chan - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Very good, it reminds me of my bad typing ability.

Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you. BTW typo's doen't have the apostrophe, it's just plain typos. Also BTW, can anyone think of a word that abbreviates more than 14 letters? ( TYPOgraphical errorS)?

dominic L. - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

you have a big issue with ppl and incorrect grammar/typing, don'tcha? well that's ok, it bugs the hell outta me.

Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Umm, not sure what you mean, dominic L. This parody was lampooning MYSELF ( I said in the foreword I fingertype, which comes in handy at times when playing certain games as "traditional/proper typing" does little good as you are on the number pad alot ), and along with my bad typing my grammar is not really great either.

Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Hm... I half way remember writing that comment. But if I wrote it more recently, I wouldn't have said it, cause I know you aren't like that, oh well. Maybe I was joking? Dunno. Anyway, it is a good parody.

Red Ant to Dominic L. - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

No problem. It's easy to get the wrong idea about people around here at times.

Scrawny Johnny - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I missed this parody too? It seems like your parodies just mysteriously appear to grab my attention!

Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Scrawny Johnny.

Bobby Hutson - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment

You really suck at this just quit trying.

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