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Song Parodies -> "Dems Can Control The Weather"
Original Song Title:
"Plush"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stone Temple Pilots
Parody Song Title:
"Dems Can Control The Weather"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Behold a mind that's a-wasting, wo
If she gets a virus tomorrow
You know she will squeal lies so dumb
Sadly she's not rare
Yes she squeals shit
She sure squeals shit
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Marj Greene feels that Dems can control the weather
For falsehoods she always has headroom
And we see, that hers is a brain of disarray
Sadly she's not rare
Yes she squeals shit
She sure squeals shit
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
If she gets a virus tomorrow
You know she will squeal lies so dumb
Sadly she's not rare
Yes she squeals shit
She sure squeals shit
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Marj Greene feels that Dems can control the weather
For falsehoods she always has headroom
And we see, that hers is a brain of disarray
Sadly she's not rare
Yes she squeals shit
She sure squeals shit
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
If she gets a virus tomorrow
She likely won't wear a mask in town
And she squeals, and she squeals
Pet dogs are eaten by foreigners
That's a lie she hones
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
Dogs munched by foreigners
She whines, whines today and tomorrow
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
She whines it
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I can remember when you loony leftards claimed George W. Bush controlled the weather::
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/George_W._Bush%27s_Hurricane_Machine
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/George_W._Bush%27s_Hurricane_Machine
Then, of course, there's HAARP, which nutjobs like you were already claiming controlled the weather even BEFORE Hurricane Katrina:
https://geopolitics.co/2015/06/06/us-air-force-admits-they-can-control-weather/
Seems to me, however, that if you Climate Cultists had ever had that kind of power, every hurricane season from 2017-2020 would have been a long string of hurricanes and tornadoes mostly slamming the red states in the South so you could claim your fool religion had been vindicated. "See? See!? Gaia is ANGRY with us for not destroying our civilization!"
https://geopolitics.co/2015/06/06/us-air-force-admits-they-can-control-weather/
Seems to me, however, that if you Climate Cultists had ever had that kind of power, every hurricane season from 2017-2020 would have been a long string of hurricanes and tornadoes mostly slamming the red states in the South so you could claim your fool religion had been vindicated. "See? See!? Gaia is ANGRY with us for not destroying our civilization!"
Naturally, since you loony leftards are perpetually stuck in Year Zero of yourinsane ideology, you've likewise forgotten just how many of your own celebrities were fashionably anti-vaccine WAY back before the Wuhan Virus hit our country:
https://www.jezebel.com/heres-a-fairly-comprehensive-list-of-anti-vaccination-c-1714760128
So yeah, you really shouldn't be casting any stones at your obvious moral and intellectual superiors from those GLASS HOUSES of yours, leftards!
https://www.jezebel.com/heres-a-fairly-comprehensive-list-of-anti-vaccination-c-1714760128
So yeah, you really shouldn't be casting any stones at your obvious moral and intellectual superiors from those GLASS HOUSES of yours, leftards!
@N2LD4U that's nothing, here in Canada, our Prime Minister thinks taxes can prevent storms and forest fires.
Ah, E.D. is just trying to distract everyone from how badly the stupid whore the DemoKKKrats are stuck with ever since they defenestrated Dementia Joe bombed her softball interview with never-Trumper Bret Baier yesterday. "Let's go back to Donald Trump." Yes indeed: let's.
The Orange Dementia has virally infected MAGA. They aren't able to construct a complex sentence either. Amazing security code synchronicity: H84.
The chemicals to make clouds release rain prematurely has existed since at least 2008 when China used it outside of town during the Bejing Olympics to make sure no rain fell on the stadiums. On. Live. Television.
Every Olympic since have had access to this. Of course that's low hanging fruit compared to start a hurricane, which no-one can do yet and probably never will.
Every Olympic since have had access to this. Of course that's low hanging fruit compared to start a hurricane, which no-one can do yet and probably never will.
As vulnerable as Florida is to hurricanes, it's insane of the voters there to have kept the state politically Red in recent years. Cubans consider socialism a greater threat than climate change?
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