-> "Blast Off! (Timecation)"
Original Song Title:
"Stand Out"
Original Performer:
Tevin Cambell
Parody Song Title:
"Blast Off! (Timecation)"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: Summertime is here, that’s no mystery
Get to go on trips all through history
I’ve driven the time machine and I’ve filled it with gas
And now my fu-ture’s in the past
Let’s blast off! (mmm…)
Let’s blast off! (mmm…)
Some people travel to the typical place
Livin’ all their lives at a turtle’s pace
It ain’t a question of “Where?”
Just a matter of time
Before we jump right through our own timeline
Hook: Once you’re zooming quickly through time and space
You gotta believe that we’ll enjoy these days
Chorus: We blast off!
Ignore the costs
Even if we witness Japan’s loss
Since time is the only destination
Gonna blast off, on a Timecation
Verse 2: If the Civil War was as bad as they say
Then we’ll go back in time to abolish slaver-ay
And I’ll do it all again, when I get it done
I’ll stop the murder of Abe Lincoln
No method to the madness
And no need for response
Gonna hit every age
Plus maybe The Renaissance
It ain’t a question of “Where?”
Just a matter of when
We went to Cuba during the Bay of Pigs
Hook: I’m flying through time
Cashing my travel checks
Broke down in the Cretaceous and look there’s a T-Rex!
Chorus: Let’s blast off!
Before we’re caught
Now I’m thinkin’ this was a dumb thought
Since time is the only destination
Better blast off!
On a Timecation
Uh huh…
Bridge: If I could make you stop and take a look at time
Instead of just passing by
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
If it was getting you to realize, use your time
All I need’s a half a sec
A tiny chance, a second speck to prove
I’ve got a hard path to climb
But I got all the time
Chorus: So blast off!
Before we’re lost
Even if we hit the Ice Age frost
If time is the only destination
Time to blast off! Blast off! Yeah!
Blast off! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Blast off! (mmm…)
Since time is the only destination
Gonna blast off! On a Timecation
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