-> "Get Another Captain"
Original Song Title:
"Get Another Boyfriend"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Get Another Captain"
The Lyrics
Get another captain!
Michael Peca!
Check it!
Let's talk about my contract--
You gotta hear me out!
As the captain of the Sabres,
Fair pay is what it's all about.
Let's talk about who you say
Is the essence of your team.
But this club is shatt'ring my dream, so
I will not play for Buffalo!
I'm telling you this club is shatt'ring my dream--
I will not play for Buffalo!
Chorus:
This time I mean it;
There's nothing this team's worthy of!
I'm just another player
Hangin' up my skates and gloves!
I've had enough--
My reign has come to an end!
Get another captain!
Let's talk about what I've done
To become your number one;
I won the Selke Trophy,
Took the Sabres to the Stanley Cup finals,
Now I'm done!
You won't pay me more (go Mike!)
Anymore,
No way,
I'm through for sure!
Just go get on with your team!
STOP!
Now I'm really givin' up!
I'm telling you,
Go get on with your team!
Now I'm really givin' up!
CHORUS:
Why?
Get another captain!
STOP!
Hey yeah ah!
Hear me now!
(Sabres General Manger) Regier knows what it's all about--
I'm just a player in dispute.
This has come to an end!
Get another captain!
This time I mean it (I mean it!)
There's nothing this team's worth of.
(Ain't nothing this team's worth of.)
I'm just another player
Hangin' up my skates and gloves.
(Hangin' up my skates and gloves.)
I've had enough!
My reign has come to an end!
Get another, get another,
Get another captain!
This time I mean it (hear me now),
There's nothing this team's worthy of.
( [Sabres owner John] Rigas knows what it's all about).
I'm just another player
Hangin' up my skates and gloves.
(I'm hangin' my skates and gloves.)
I've had enough!
My reign has come to an end!
(This must come to an end!)
Get another captain, get...another captain!
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