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Song Parodies -> "Hairless Freaks"
Original Song Title:
"Larger Than Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Backstreet Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Hairless Freaks"
Parody Written by:
Nili C.
The Lyrics
All of us five guys haven't even reached puberty
And let me tell you now that our chests are all hair free
All of our time spent trying to grow hair
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Looking at my chest and wishing it had more hair
Wishin' I could get it to follow my pleas' and grow
'Cause all of your time spent, writing letters
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Hairless freaks
All of our time spent, trying to grow hair
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks.
And let me tell you now that our chests are all hair free
All of our time spent trying to grow hair
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Looking at my chest and wishing it had more hair
Wishin' I could get it to follow my pleas' and grow
'Cause all of your time spent, writing letters
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Hairless freaks
All of our time spent, trying to grow hair
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks
It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free
Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks.
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