A friend of mine has a strong afflictio-ion
Unavoidable, see
If you have olfact'ry orga-ans
You'll wi-ish that you hadn't quickly

His room's got HAZMAT teams on site no-ow
Not a plea-easant sight
If you haven't yet guessed the problem
Well, I wanted it to be a surpri-i-ise

Cause his socks are fata-al
They'll set your nostrils afla-ame
Oh-oh yeah, his socks are fa-ata-a-al
They're not pleasant, I ha-ave to sa-ay

I beg, don't go in there, it's so noxiou-ious
Man, I swear you can see the sme-ell
He hasn't washed si-ince he was a bo-o-oy
And now his room's a malodo-orous he-ell
Smelly he-ell

Cause his socks are fata-a-al
Not the one pair, oka-ay
A-all of his socks are fata-a-al
He buys a new pair ev'ry da-ay

Don't know why he's stubborn
Refuses to get clea-ea-ean
Both with clothes and his body
Unseemly, unclea-ean
Won't fix his sti-ink

Rest of his wardrobe ain't alright, no-ow
His boxers smell like shite
Armpit stains on hi-i-is shirts, all o-of the-em
But the worst of them all are the socks, ri-ight
A bli-ight, yeah, yeah-eah

His socks are fata-a-al
Bein' in the same roo-oom's not sa-afe
Oh yeah, he-ey, fa-ata-a-al
So don't you dare inha-ale
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, fata-a-al
They'll melt your eyes and your brai-ain
Oh-hoh, his socks are fata-a-al
Can't turf them ou-out
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-heah-eah
Can't turf ou-out
Cause it turns out they
Have gained se-entience, that's la-a-ame