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Song Parodies -> "Helene"
Original Song Title:
"Iris"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Breeders
Parody Song Title:
"Helene"
Parody Written by:
Stephen Harrington
The Lyrics
The lyrics for Iris are here. This is based off of Athena Full Throttle, which is a japanese cell phone game. Helene is the pink haired girl on the right. This is a mildly ecchi parody(although somewhat subtle), with minor references to the game(there is a sky and sea level in it).
One hour in the sky
one ecchi thought
she flys and I, keep looking up
when helene stays over
what a night she'll find.....
look at her cute eyes
oh, come on, somebody saw that
Helene, Helene
Oh, my, nose, just, bled...
She's a flower, a flower
angel, an angel
I see, her bosom
(interlude and solo follows, not that I'm really paying attention to it, my mind is elsewhere)
Two hours in sealand
two hours to swim
splash water on me
so she'll smile again
when Helene comes over
It'll be a sight.....
heal my eyes
oh, come on, somebody knew that
Helene, Helene
oh, my, face, is, red...
She's a cutey, a cutey
angel, an angel
I see, her bosom
one ecchi thought
she flys and I, keep looking up
when helene stays over
what a night she'll find.....
look at her cute eyes
oh, come on, somebody saw that
Helene, Helene
Oh, my, nose, just, bled...
She's a flower, a flower
angel, an angel
I see, her bosom
(interlude and solo follows, not that I'm really paying attention to it, my mind is elsewhere)
Two hours in sealand
two hours to swim
splash water on me
so she'll smile again
when Helene comes over
It'll be a sight.....
heal my eyes
oh, come on, somebody knew that
Helene, Helene
oh, my, face, is, red...
She's a cutey, a cutey
angel, an angel
I see, her bosom
Ecchi equals naughty. Comments?
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I really liked it, Stephen, from start to double D coda!
Thank you, TJC!
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