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Song Parodies -> "Bean Town"
Original Song Title:
"Old Town"
Original Performer:
The Corrs
Parody Song Title:
"Bean Town"
Parody Written by:
Leo
The Lyrics
Calls continue for the resignation of Boston Cardinal Bernard Law, who has refused to resign over allegations of mishandling of pedophile priests.
He is a fool
He broke the rules
He's a retard
Let's give him the thumbs down
There is no trust
There's just disgust
All faith is lost
Bernard Law must quit now
Resign, resign now
Bernard Law covered up
Moved priests round and round
The priests were so screwed up
Caught with their pants down
His head is hard
And that is tough
We've had enough
Card'nal no longer
He thinks he's smart, get through the rough
But if he stays Church won't recover
His term is over
There was a cover up
And Law was like a clown
He is so screwed up
And Law must go now
(Trumpet solo)
There was a cover up
And Law was like a clown
He is so screwed up
And Law must go now
And they all think it's silly
In the Bean Town
We won't give some money
If he's still around
We don't want any crime
In the Bean Town
We won't miss you honey
If you're not around
You're not around
The Bean Town
Go now
Bernard Law covered up
Moved priests round and round
And when he covered up
Behaved like a big clown
And we think he screwed up
So he must go now
Because he covered up
Resign, resign now
He broke the rules
He's a retard
Let's give him the thumbs down
There is no trust
There's just disgust
All faith is lost
Bernard Law must quit now
Resign, resign now
Bernard Law covered up
Moved priests round and round
The priests were so screwed up
Caught with their pants down
His head is hard
And that is tough
We've had enough
Card'nal no longer
He thinks he's smart, get through the rough
But if he stays Church won't recover
His term is over
There was a cover up
And Law was like a clown
He is so screwed up
And Law must go now
(Trumpet solo)
There was a cover up
And Law was like a clown
He is so screwed up
And Law must go now
And they all think it's silly
In the Bean Town
We won't give some money
If he's still around
We don't want any crime
In the Bean Town
We won't miss you honey
If you're not around
You're not around
The Bean Town
Go now
Bernard Law covered up
Moved priests round and round
And when he covered up
Behaved like a big clown
And we think he screwed up
So he must go now
Because he covered up
Resign, resign now
Copyright 2002 by Leo. More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page
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