Could you, could you light a match?
Just let it burn, don’t let it fade
And I don't want to be rude
But it’s your stinky bum tube
It tears my nose apart
It’s ruining my air
And I swore, I swore I would tell you
And honey so did you
So why were you waving your hand
Right next to where I stand
Were you farting all the time?
Was it just a game to you?

But it really reeked...
You need to go and do a poo
Oh God you made me pull your finger...
Did you have to let it linger?
Did you have to, Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?

Oh, I think you need to get it looked at
Your bum has something really wrong
Farts stink for way too goddamned long
It's so wrong
If you, if you could get by
Trying not eat meat pies
They won’t be so infused
And I wouldn’t smell your fumes
Gum you should really never chew
Produces too much air in you.

But it really reeked...
You need to go and do a poo
Oh God you made me pull your finger...
Did you have to let it linger?
Did you have to, Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?