-> "I Know I Need More Gasoline"
Original Song Title:
"From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Know I Need More Gasoline"
Parody Written by:
Karpfen
The Lyrics
Everytime I do this
The blaze is stopped
Time after time after time
It’s not enough
I know I need more gasoline
And I would like to by some more
But I just don’t have the cash
Right now to buy
That much of it
That much of it
And so I watch the fire truck
Put out my pathetic attempt
Failed burning down this stupid school
I can never get out of here
But I’ll try
This dream can never die
Endeavour
Forever
I’ll never surrender
This place will die by fire
I’ll never stop
Attempting to burn this to the floor
(I’ll never stop)
I’ll never stop
School is a problem I can’t ignore
All I want is to burn it all down
Ashes and fire
Flames all around
No more school
Burnt it away
It’ll all end
They’ll pay
Trapping us all day
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never
Attend school again
Burn all the books and school supplies and stupid desks
And suddenly it’s gone
No more of the stupid school
Piles of ash, piles of dirt
All that will remain, still
Left on the burnt terrain
I wish I had the dough
I cannot spend another day there, oh no
Too many days
Too many times
Too many years I’ve been trapped in there
Trapped in there
Trapped in there
How much more can I take of this?
Long essays
Stupid tests
Trying to find a way to still hold on
‘Til I can make enough dosh
Why, why, why is gasoline so pricey?
It’s gonna take years for me to make that money
Just as I near the goal
The fuel prices begin to soar
A lot of money, way too much more
30% higher than before
I wish I had the dough
I cannot spend another day there, oh no
Too many days
Too many times
Too many years I’ve been trapped there
Each day is the same
Head’s always in pain
Constant strain
Burdened brain
Full of shame
Stupid game
Try in vain
At burning, burning, burning, burning, burning, burning
Down the whole school again
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