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Song Parodies -> "I Ate It"
Original Song Title:
"I Did It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Dave Matthews Band
Parody Song Title:
"I Ate It"
Parody Written by:
Mike Flynn
The Lyrics
I'm eating up a bunch of fattening stuff
Devil Dogs and Buffalo wings
30 Whoppers will fill my appetite
bake a cherry pie and eat it up
CHORUS
I ate it
Richard Simmons is evil
I ate it
Diner grilled cheese
I ate it
Jenny Craig can't stop me
I ate it
Yeah
I never ate a single thing that would change the fitness of the world
I didn't know that it would give me heartburn like Chinese food
unwrapped my king-size Snickers bar before I paid the 80 cents
I ate it to gain all the weight I ever could
A nickel or a dime for caramels
the truth is that I love ribs to death
I really need some blueberry cheesecake
you better lock food up or I'll eat it again.
CHORUS
All this chicken is the skewer of my dream
like Wendy's spicy chicken
Oh what, I gotta eat Domino's
Don't let the pizza become leftovers, it sucks
I got a long way to go to have a normal weight
Go door to door and raid your fridges
I get what I want, does it matter where it comes from?
McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's is fine
and if you can find a Hardee's that's perfect
CHORUS (X2)
Devil Dogs and Buffalo wings
30 Whoppers will fill my appetite
bake a cherry pie and eat it up
CHORUS
I ate it
Richard Simmons is evil
I ate it
Diner grilled cheese
I ate it
Jenny Craig can't stop me
I ate it
Yeah
I never ate a single thing that would change the fitness of the world
I didn't know that it would give me heartburn like Chinese food
unwrapped my king-size Snickers bar before I paid the 80 cents
I ate it to gain all the weight I ever could
A nickel or a dime for caramels
the truth is that I love ribs to death
I really need some blueberry cheesecake
you better lock food up or I'll eat it again.
CHORUS
All this chicken is the skewer of my dream
like Wendy's spicy chicken
Oh what, I gotta eat Domino's
Don't let the pizza become leftovers, it sucks
I got a long way to go to have a normal weight
Go door to door and raid your fridges
I get what I want, does it matter where it comes from?
McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's is fine
and if you can find a Hardee's that's perfect
CHORUS (X2)
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