I stuffed my shelf...
With awards and trophies
Come check out my crown...
Dubbed "King of the Bronies"
No need for wealth...
When medals are shiny
"Best Dressed Christmas Elf"...
Made the others... So whiny

Prize I'll flaunt... "Hair was the best gelled"
Every time when I'm cool... I'll stuff my shelf
Oooh... Earned this pot... From words I have spelled
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Gold I've won... Is displayed and stunnin'
Greatest puns... I've vocalized
Gave me a mound... That I can cash in...
When I zapped fifty flies!

I'm not too wise but great at performing
Chomped the most pies... I'm the loudest at snoring
My jewels all gleam... And they're stacked up in your view
I wore a beard of bees... And I'm a beast at horseshoes!

Think I'm nuts?! Hope that you're impressed!
Judges handed me new, bright, gold pendants!
Oooh... Watch me strut in this diamond vest!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

I stuffed my shelf... Not just cause I'm lucky...
A rock star in town... From swallowing guppies...
Made my mouth melt... Those peppers were spicy...
The prize that they dealt... Was worth every bite, See?!

There's a lot... Of gems on my shelves
Once I wrestled a moose... And wrecked my health
Ooooh, Downed each shot... That bartender dealt
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

I'll shock you
Watched you gawk at my platinum bells
The sausage links that I've chewed... Have snapped my belts
Ooh... ooh... ooh ooh... ah ah ah ah oh ah

These mean squat... 'less you think I'm swell...
It's done to impress you... I've gone through Hell...
Oooooh, Bulls I've fought... Hooves have made me yell
Tell me, Do you approve? Since I've excelled?

I stuffed my shelf...
Once a dumbbell...
You were repelled...
Now I've excelled...
You think I'm swell...
My southern belle...
I wrecked my health...
But skills have improved!

I stuffed my shelf...
Gold shotguns shells...
Awards misspelled...
I filled this whole room!

I stuffed my shelf...
I've gone through Hell...