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Song Parodies -> "Squid and Kim Chee"
Original Song Title:
"Blatz and Sauerkraut"
Original Performer:
The Happy Schnapps Combo
Parody Song Title:
"Squid and Kim Chee"
Parody Written by:
Grace Hampton
The Lyrics
I made up this parody in 1996 when The Happy Schnapps Combo was at it's height and Clinton was in office. I didn't want to waste it or let THSC vanish into obscurity.
The staff is in an uproar - the White House reeks like hell,
Every passerby is wond'rin', "What's that awful smell?".
Bill canceled his appointments 'till the place don't stink no more-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Young Kim of Korea toured our continent-
He came to pay a visit to the U.S. Pres-aye-dent.
And so to make him feel at home we had to be good sports-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Bill's in the bathtub, he won't open up the door!
We sent the staff to get a ton of Lysol at the store-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
We've turned the White House upside down, the stench makes us recoil-
We're polishing the woodwork with lemon scented oil!
We've aired out everything that wasn't nailed to the floor-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Hillary's in the bathtub, she won't open up the door!
We smell so bad the cat won't let us pet him anymore-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Someone's knocking at the door, the staff say's it's the Pope-
Then Hillary hollers, "Chelsea, where'd you put my jar of scope?!".
We've scrubbed and sprayed and aired things out - the stench keeps coming back-
And if Young Kim comes back again he'll have to eat Big Mac!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Chelsea's in the bathtub, but she's opened up the door!
I gotta use the toilet, but - whoops - there goes Al Gore!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before - HEY!
Every passerby is wond'rin', "What's that awful smell?".
Bill canceled his appointments 'till the place don't stink no more-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Young Kim of Korea toured our continent-
He came to pay a visit to the U.S. Pres-aye-dent.
And so to make him feel at home we had to be good sports-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Bill's in the bathtub, he won't open up the door!
We sent the staff to get a ton of Lysol at the store-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
We've turned the White House upside down, the stench makes us recoil-
We're polishing the woodwork with lemon scented oil!
We've aired out everything that wasn't nailed to the floor-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Hillary's in the bathtub, she won't open up the door!
We smell so bad the cat won't let us pet him anymore-
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before!
Someone's knocking at the door, the staff say's it's the Pope-
Then Hillary hollers, "Chelsea, where'd you put my jar of scope?!".
We've scrubbed and sprayed and aired things out - the stench keeps coming back-
And if Young Kim comes back again he'll have to eat Big Mac!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before-
Chelsea's in the bathtub, but she's opened up the door!
I gotta use the toilet, but - whoops - there goes Al Gore!
Ja, we had squid and kim chee the night before - HEY!
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How do you know when you're from Wisconsin? When you don't say "excuse me" when someone says Blatz, or know what a Blatz is for that matter. Had to give ya a vote and some attention here...the Happy Schapps Combo has some pretty funny stuff out there, but then again, it's definitely in a different league for some people.
where are you from and have you ever watched the happy schnapps combo play live?
I'm from California and I heard the Happy Schnapps Combo on Dr. Demento. I have three of their tapes.
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