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Song Parodies -> "Star of Your Porn"
Original Song Title:
"Part of Your World"
Original Performer:
'The Little Mermaid' Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Star of Your Porn"
Parody Written by:
Katie Shipp
The Lyrics
As sung by Aereola, the big mermaid
Look at my butt
It's shaven clean
Wouldn't you like your erection between?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who'll do anything?
Look at my hole
Pleasures unfold
How many dildos can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Whore) She's got STDs
I've got high heels and pasties aplenty
I've got oily lubricants galore
(You want anal love beads?
I've got twenty)
But who cares
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the porn stars are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em f***in'
Crawlin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh--knees
Havin' no shins you don't get too far
Legs are required for humpin', mountin'
Selling my a** on a
(What's that word again?) street
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they spit or swallow their cum
Down on my knees
Wish I could be
A star in that porn
What would they give
If I would bathe
In golden waters?
What would they pay
For me to splay
Nude in the sand?
Betcha on land
They use their hands
To more than fingerbang their daughters
Pregnant women
Locked up in prison
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the porn stars know
Show 'em my piercings
And get some action
What's syphyllis and why does it
(What's the word?) burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore orifices of love?
Down on my knees
Pay me to pee
On a star in that porn
It's shaven clean
Wouldn't you like your erection between?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who'll do anything?
Look at my hole
Pleasures unfold
How many dildos can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Whore) She's got STDs
I've got high heels and pasties aplenty
I've got oily lubricants galore
(You want anal love beads?
I've got twenty)
But who cares
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the porn stars are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em f***in'
Crawlin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh--knees
Havin' no shins you don't get too far
Legs are required for humpin', mountin'
Selling my a** on a
(What's that word again?) street
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they spit or swallow their cum
Down on my knees
Wish I could be
A star in that porn
What would they give
If I would bathe
In golden waters?
What would they pay
For me to splay
Nude in the sand?
Betcha on land
They use their hands
To more than fingerbang their daughters
Pregnant women
Locked up in prison
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the porn stars know
Show 'em my piercings
And get some action
What's syphyllis and why does it
(What's the word?) burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore orifices of love?
Down on my knees
Pay me to pee
On a star in that porn
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DKTOS, but glad to see an apparent end to Comstockery.
Funny. What's "Comstockery?"
holy cow that was extremely XXX ! Good pacing, funny, 555 !
And Sebastian can still play himself......
Definitely an explicit one. I'm not offended, I think it's hilarious the way it talks about sex, but certainly is pretty innapropriate for most people, at least the vocabulary for young children. I'm surprised Chuck allowed you to have this one on the site, but I like it! Good job, very creative.
Excellent ! If they did Sebastians' numbers in this production,would they call it "Under the Pee" or "Piss the girl ?" Or maybe Ursula could come in and sing "Poor unfortunate holes/in need/of seed! They come crying, "cum,Ursula,please!/and do I help them/yes,indeed ! Fives
Excellent! Definitely deserves more (Whaddya call 'em?) oh--votes.
Aw shucks! (*blushes*) I think that this song would be ideal for Britney Spears! ...come to think of it, I did parody Ursula's song like that, "poor, unfortunate holes" and all!... though I'm unsure of putting it up.
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