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Song Parodies -> "Pokécrap"
Original Song Title:
"Pokemon"
Original Performer:
Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Pokécrap"
Parody Written by:
Jimmy CrackCorn
The Lyrics
I wanna be a gullible idiot
And spend all my money on cards
To buy them is my real test
To trade them for other junk is my cause
I will travel across the road
Searching for kids for about 5 mins
Each Pokémon to spend all my money on
The power that's inside(jack-shit)
All the gullible idiots
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokécrap!
Oh,I must buy em all!
And make ourselves poor
The guy who made this had a heart so evil
They called him Hitler 2
You brainwash me and I'll brainwash you
And we can hand out all our cash!
Gotta Buy 'em all!
Pokémon!
Every challenge along the way
With dollars we shall use
I will buy 3950 packs per day
Because im a stupid fool
But now,its come to an end
Pokémon has died
And pikachu will burn in hell
Pokécrap!
I HATE YOU AND YOU HATE ME!
I never want to see you again
Pokémon
I'll give you six months,and you'll be through
The kids will move on,
And then you can rot in hell
YEAH!
And spend all my money on cards
To buy them is my real test
To trade them for other junk is my cause
I will travel across the road
Searching for kids for about 5 mins
Each Pokémon to spend all my money on
The power that's inside(jack-shit)
All the gullible idiots
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokécrap!
Oh,I must buy em all!
And make ourselves poor
The guy who made this had a heart so evil
They called him Hitler 2
You brainwash me and I'll brainwash you
And we can hand out all our cash!
Gotta Buy 'em all!
Pokémon!
Every challenge along the way
With dollars we shall use
I will buy 3950 packs per day
Because im a stupid fool
But now,its come to an end
Pokémon has died
And pikachu will burn in hell
Pokécrap!
I HATE YOU AND YOU HATE ME!
I never want to see you again
Pokémon
I'll give you six months,and you'll be through
The kids will move on,
And then you can rot in hell
YEAH!
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