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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"PokeMon American Theme"
Original Performer:
Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Taliban"
Parody Written by:
Your Stalker
The Lyrics
I ran this parody through a few of my friends, and they said this parody came off as a little harsh. You'll probably think the same thing, so I will warn you now: This parody is not meant to offend anyone! ( Including Pokemon fans. ^_^ ) I hope you have a good sense of humour. Oh, and just so you know, this is the original American theme to Pokemon I'm using as a parody base, so it might be a little longer than you see on TV. Couldn't find the lyrics to just the TV version. Sorry, and PLEASE DON'T BE MAD... * was bashed earlier on in the day for this *
I wanna be a terrorist
Like no one ever was (ever was)
To kill them's my real test
To murder is my cause
I will travel across 'Merica
Bombing far and wide
The president will understand
The power that's inside
Taliban!
It was meant for me
It must be my destiny
Taliban!
'Til Bush's end
Terror I will defend
Taliban!
A mission true
Bin Laden will pull us through
You kill me
And I'll kill you
Taliban!
(Gotta kill 'em all , gotta kill 'em all, yeah!)
Every airport along the way
With bombs I will deface
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place
Fight with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Guns in hand, we'll win the fight
It's always been my dream..
Taliban!
It was meant for me
It must be my destiny
Taliban!
'Til Bush's end
Terror I will defend
Taliban!
A mission true
Bin Laden will pull us through
You kill me
And I'll kill you
Taliban!
(Gotta kill 'em all , gotta kill 'em all, yeah!)
( X2, then fade to black )
Like no one ever was (ever was)
To kill them's my real test
To murder is my cause
I will travel across 'Merica
Bombing far and wide
The president will understand
The power that's inside
Taliban!
It was meant for me
It must be my destiny
Taliban!
'Til Bush's end
Terror I will defend
Taliban!
A mission true
Bin Laden will pull us through
You kill me
And I'll kill you
Taliban!
(Gotta kill 'em all , gotta kill 'em all, yeah!)
Every airport along the way
With bombs I will deface
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place
Fight with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Guns in hand, we'll win the fight
It's always been my dream..
Taliban!
It was meant for me
It must be my destiny
Taliban!
'Til Bush's end
Terror I will defend
Taliban!
A mission true
Bin Laden will pull us through
You kill me
And I'll kill you
Taliban!
(Gotta kill 'em all , gotta kill 'em all, yeah!)
( X2, then fade to black )
Incase you were wondering, I got the original lyrics from here: Original Pokemon Lyrics
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