[spoken]:
If someone is telling you something that you must do, but you thought you heard that it does not make any sense when in disbelief, tell yourself "Something's not right. The wording is just puns, I'll have to watch his wording dangerously."
If you have thought "look acme" is a lousy insult like "you're welcome" or "no thank you", deal with it!

[sung]:
Word by word, play by play
Learn how to spell and Learn how to say
Don't try to say a certain one in a wrong way
You'll do better the second time around

Word by word, play by play (play by play)
Know how to spell and know how to say
Whatever strange words you want to convey
You should know better the second time around