Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to play some fun game?
This ain't one of them, you see
Filled-to-brim marshmallow cheeks
Filled marshmallow cheeks, filled marshmallow cheeks
Don't dare eat all the pink and white
Filled marshmallow cheeks, ev'rybody cannot breathe
And our feet have a drabble of saliva, yikes
Pass bags round, no, you cannot eat
Just gain round marshmallow cheeks

I popped in one, cause I like a good bet
Seemed as hard as the tie round your neck
By twenty-one, findin' no room in there
Can't put on brakes without losin' the dare
Filled marshmallow cheeks, filled marshmallow cheeks
Mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks

They're so round, swollen so
Become a veil but of flesh, sounds wrong
Don't choke now, best not cough it out
That would be insane, you'd miss the great, big prize
So don't quit now, man, keep it up, the snack cram
Pretty hard to pound 'em down 'til you can't breathe
Filled marshmallow cheeks, there's no damn way you can speak
Without sprayin' four or five
Little chunks, watch 'em fly, goin' splat right in your eye
Gross? It's the truth, there's no speck of lies
Looks a bit like cream, like you're leakin' cream
From your round marshmallow cheeks

Nearly left out the worst part of this game
Maybe these mallows are crushin' my brain
With each one you pop inside you there
Must say somethin', which takes huge-like care
So that the mallows that you dare not bite
Do not careen from your face, that's right
Filled marshmallow cheeks, filled marshmallow cheeks
Mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks

You want fun things? Best look elsewhere
This game's dumb, it's so hard to care
About much when you can't breathe
Through a mouth of mallows, please
Don't start now, waste of tasty chow
Half the damn bag falls out your face despite
Muscles you have and cannot name react
To screams from your brain "Please keep these lumps behind those lips"
Filled marshmallow cheeks, all your nerves will scream
This is less a game, more a torture session, right
The worst catch: you squish all the flavour flat
Winners still fail cause the flavour's shit now
Filled marshmallow cheeks, filled marshmallow cheeks
Mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks, mallow cheeks

Cheeks so round, such a load
Please, no-one play this, just eat non-stop
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