Ukraine's got a neighbour
And they hate that bitch
He's bombing them every day
They say Putler gets off on deploying tanks
In an unfriendly way

A stick up his ass
They pray that he'll soon be gone
To launch an era of better days
But he orders up missiles from his bunker home
Says ”Ukraine, you must obey!”

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't take Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler stop your campaign

I guess all his power, well, it isn't enough
To put his commie urges to rest
I guess all of Russia, well, it isn't enough
Cause that coot wants expansion west

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't take Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no waaaay
No, no, Putler won't be their bane

Well, I guess he is grumpy cause he isn't that tall
But Putler, war won't make your dick prolonged
Anyway

Let me tell you about another thing now

Ukraine's got some neighbours
And they're in the thick
They'll help them in many a ways
A fast track to EU's on to bring them home
And then NATO's on the way

But no way, there's no way, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler can't have Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no waaaay
No, no, Putler, there you can't reign

They won't hand him their country, in blood he'll pay
No, no, Putler can't have Ukraine
Not today, no, no waaaay, no, no waaaay
No, no, Putler has gone insane!