-> "He's Got Bombs"
Original Song Title:
"She's Got Issues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Got Bombs"
Parody Written by:
Tim Kelby
The Lyrics
We all know George Dubya Bush just might be out of his mind
Sees conspiracies everywhere and they're all of the terrorist kind
He talks about the 'axis of evil' every time he speaks
And we're all getting sick of it, he's been going on for weeks
And I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
Saddam's his next victim, yeah
Now I know he feels abandoned, 'cause Europe won't co-operate
And I know he thinks Britain's becoming the US's 51st state
But I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
So who's his next victim, oh who is it going to be?
Know why your country's messed up?
'Cause it's run by redneck Texan dick
Who thinks he can do anything
'Cause he's got the biggest stick
Now he talks 'bout terrorists non-stop, it's really quite sad
And he thinks it's fine to bomb Kabul, Mazar and Baghdad
You told us a hundred times, how the terror regimes should be bombed
So when Israeli tanks roll into Jenin, why don't you bomb Sharon?
And I say yeah, yeah,
Oh man, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Yeah, yeah
So who's his next victim, oh who is it going to be?
Yeah, yeah
My God, he's got bombs and we're all gonna pay
Gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay
If you gave him an atlas
He couldn't even find Afghanistan
And you know what's real scary?
This is the world's most powerful man!
Know why your country's messed up?
'Cause it's run by redneck Texan dick
Who thinks he can do anything
'Cause he's got the biggest stick
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