Song Parodies -> "Best Sport Injuries"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Pick It Up"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Best Sport Injuries"

Parody Written by:

No Hero

The Lyrics

I's playing street hockey when I fell over
My friend turned around ducking for cover
The puck came my way and my eye turned blue
After it hit my face what could I do?

Whoa - Hurt so many times
Whoa - sorta feel like slime
Whoa - Hurt so many times
I end up hurt no matter what I try

You're out there playing football - tackle too hard
With a broken shoulder and it's a fault on your part
I turned around and ran and I'm sore today
Gone to the hospital in California

Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best......

My arm was kinda hurting from that sport I tried
Regretted from the minute I hurt then cried
I heard a little crack but kept playing on
Sitting in a bed so I wrote this song....

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