Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, sies!

It really takes a lot just to save the world today!
His mission isn't cool, but he fakes it any way!
He might be a drunk, and he might be smoking weed!
But what he lacks in, well he makes up with his speed!
He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly.
For a blue guy!


He needs some cool music, not just any will do!
They didn't have Offspring, so he bought some Scooby-Doo!
Now cruisin' in my Cyclone we see Knuckles as we pass!
But if S looks twice he's gonna kick his lily ass!



He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!
He's getting a tattoo, yeah.
He's getting ink done.
He asked for an 11, but they drew a 01.
We say he's trying too hard and he's really quite a zero.
But in his own mind, he's the--he's a Super Hero!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me, Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Give it to me Sonic!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, sies!

He won't be late! He'll play it straight!
You know he doesn't really get it anyway!
Gonna save the day! From Egg today!
For you, no way! For you, no way!
So, you don't rate, just over compensate!
You know that you can always throw him in a lake!
The world needs real fast guys so,
The world loves real fast guys so,
Let's get some more real fast guys so, hey!
Hey! Do that speedy thing!