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Song Parodies -> "Sense of Smell"
Original Song Title:
"Self-Esteem"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"Sense of Smell"
Parody Written by:
VileVillain
The Lyrics
I took a dump for the tenth time today
And memorized all the shapes of my poop
But she farted
It smelled real bad
I took her poop and made it dessert
Now I know I need to poop
That's okay cause I've got no sense of smell
We make plans poop all night long
I wait till 2 then I poop one more time
All these smells got me so high
I fart again I just might tell her so
When she's pooping the toilet overflows
Then I wonder why she sleeps on the toilet
When she's farting and it's like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can smell
Well I guess I should fart right in her face
But I really think it smells better this way
The more you fart
The more it smells like potatoes Right?
Now I farted this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she poops in the toilet
Smells again and looking to fart
Now I know her farts smell bad
But that's kind of bad when she didn't even fart
I may smell bad
But not worse than her
I'm just a sucker with no sense of smell
And memorized all the shapes of my poop
But she farted
It smelled real bad
I took her poop and made it dessert
Now I know I need to poop
That's okay cause I've got no sense of smell
We make plans poop all night long
I wait till 2 then I poop one more time
All these smells got me so high
I fart again I just might tell her so
When she's pooping the toilet overflows
Then I wonder why she sleeps on the toilet
When she's farting and it's like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can smell
Well I guess I should fart right in her face
But I really think it smells better this way
The more you fart
The more it smells like potatoes Right?
Now I farted this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she poops in the toilet
Smells again and looking to fart
Now I know her farts smell bad
But that's kind of bad when she didn't even fart
I may smell bad
But not worse than her
I'm just a sucker with no sense of smell
you can't copyright this unless u e-maill me, lol
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Too...too much. A courtesy flush would have been nice midway or something.
This was just stupid.
I don't mind a parody that pushes the envelope a little (I've done so myself on occasion) but this is overdoing it.
I'm with the Great Karlando.
I, too, think this was plain stupid.
IDKTOS but think the same thing as Aoid, Uky, and TGK.
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