Song Parodies -> "I Hate Corn On The Cob"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Corn On The Cob"

Parody Written by:

Laurie

The Lyrics

There's nothing wrong with Tesco, it just worked

My friend works on a cornfield
Man he hates that job
He tells me everyday
He says "Man I really wanna be a slob
Watch TV all day"

He harvests the corn
He works his hands to the bone
Even though there's so little pay
But he wants too watch telly and to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

You don't pay, you don't pay me the minimum wage
I hate corn on the cob
Say no way, say no way, no way
I hate corn on the cob

He hasn't got much money and it isn't enough
To keep him going everyday
He hasn't got much money and it isn't enough
To get rid of his least favourite taste

You don't pay, you don't pay me the minimum wage
I hate corn on the cob
Say no way, say no way, no way
I hate corn on the cob

Well I guess it ain't easy seeing something you hate everyday
But maybe hungry birds will come and take
It away

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend works in Tesco, man she hates her job
She tells me everyday
That all that she does is stack the corn on the cob
Well my friend
You gotta say

You don't pay, you don't pay me the minimum wage
I hate corn on the cob
Say no way, say no way, no way
I hate corn on the cob

You don't give me much money
I work all day
I hate corn on the cob

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