You know its kinda hard
Just to walk around today
Our subject isn't young
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have good limbs
And he cannot digest
But in the old folks home
Well his walking stick's the best

So don't debate, his heart is great
You know he can't remember his name anyway.
He always knows his view, he will tell you
"Back in my day, back in my day"
So stay off his lawn, and mush up his corn
At least you'll know he can never chase you anyway
The world needs OAPs
So do that old guy thing

He needs a new knee
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have a left
So he got another right
Now cruising in his wheelchair, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his wrinkled ass!

Now he's getting a new hip
The 3rd time this week
If he has 1 more done then he gets the next 1 free
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not that old
But to most kids
He's the oldest guy they know


So don't debate, his heart is great
You know he can't remember his name anyway.
He always knows his view, he will tell you
"Back in my day, back in my day"
So stay off his lawn, and mush up his corn
At least you'll know he can never chase you anyway
The world needs OAPs
The world loves OAPs
Let's get some more OAPs
Do that old guy thing