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Song Parodies -> "It's Halloween!"
Original Song Title:
"L.A.P.D."
Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"It's Halloween!"
Parody Written by:
Unnatural Disaster
The Lyrics
Well, Halloween's coming soon so I decided, Why not write a Halloween parody?
Well October's coming soon yeah, don't you understand?
All the candy stores will make 100 Grand.
The bags I'm collecting always multiply.
Seems my obsession started when I was five.
To every house I wouldn't walk, I would run.
Dressed up like a cowboy with toy guns.
If you think I'm too mature? Well I don't give a damn because this Halloween I'm going as a policeman!
Eat all the Snickers! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
Looking outside feels like the dead are living.
A full moon overhead and kids are walking by.
Well, chocolate bars, they are my mission.
Their sweet sugary taste will be a great addition!
Eat all the sweet snacks! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
They say, "I'll give you a piece." But I am not liking.
When a package says 'FUN SIZE' they are really lying.
All of those chocolates are one-fourth the size.
I don't eat any candy that has been miniaturized.
Knock on your door, better have some candy man.
Or you're the one who's getting bruised and battered.
If you think I'm too mature I'll punch you in the face.
Because justice in my mind comes with a Milky Way!
Eat all the Snickers! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!
All the candy stores will make 100 Grand.
The bags I'm collecting always multiply.
Seems my obsession started when I was five.
To every house I wouldn't walk, I would run.
Dressed up like a cowboy with toy guns.
If you think I'm too mature? Well I don't give a damn because this Halloween I'm going as a policeman!
Eat all the Snickers! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
Looking outside feels like the dead are living.
A full moon overhead and kids are walking by.
Well, chocolate bars, they are my mission.
Their sweet sugary taste will be a great addition!
Eat all the sweet snacks! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
They say, "I'll give you a piece." But I am not liking.
When a package says 'FUN SIZE' they are really lying.
All of those chocolates are one-fourth the size.
I don't eat any candy that has been miniaturized.
Knock on your door, better have some candy man.
Or you're the one who's getting bruised and battered.
If you think I'm too mature I'll punch you in the face.
Because justice in my mind comes with a Milky Way!
Eat all the Snickers! Eat whatever candy! My only reason It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!
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