My friend's in the kitchen
Though it's not his niche
If offers you food say, "Nay"
Pork stuffed in ham stuffed in beef's main dish
Wasn't bad till I bit clay

He fixed up a bass
In one I found a cell phone
Must have dropped it when he made a fillet
He topped steak with Cheetoes and some whipped cream foam
Sheesh, My friend
What did you make?

I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, You made my stew into bomb
I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, I need to puke in the john

He blasted a bunny on the side of the road
He served it with peppers and whey
It sure tasted funny, like a stir fried toad
The last time I will eat decay

I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, you made brew into blob
I won't eat
I won't eat it
No, no, no way
Dude, don't you quit your day job

I confess, I get queasy eating buddy's meatballs
Oh… Yech!
He thinks that it's nice local dumps give you free… Toxic waste

(I'm telling you from an E.R bed now)

My friend fed his girlfriend
And, duh, she got sick
(Oh yuck!)
Never eat eggs laid by fleas
When the clock stuck midnight she let out a moan
Eek! My friend…
Made a zombie!!!

Please don't cook
Please don't cook it
No, no, no way
Yikes! Dude, that cow heart still throbs
Please don't cook
Please don't cook it
No, no, no way
I'd much rather chew cotton swabs

No you shouldn't add honey to make it less gray
Gross Dude! Was that corn on the cob?
I won't eat
I won't eat
No, no, no way
Dude, don't you quit your day joooooooooooooob


Hey, You're someone fast food joints might employ