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Song Parodies -> "Rump"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Original Performer:
The Presidents of the United States
Parody Song Title:
"Rump"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Rump sat atop of two stubby legs
Emitting a gas that smelled like rotten eggs
Cellulite filled and quite enormous
For more precise description, will need a thesaurus
That rump that rump
Is in my bed
That rump that rump that rump
Fills me with dread
Rump was a great big derriere
Wore sweats and spandex and anything that fit down there
Consistancy of cottage cheese
Gesundheit, god bless you, Oh! you say that warn't a sneeze
That rump that rump
Is white as bread
That rump that rump that rump
is past well fed
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, get a Thighmaster™
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, try the Ab Blaster™
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, buy a Gazelle™ now
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
jog!
Rump was fat and flabby and needed a shove
Rump found it a coach who could deal in tough love
Rump spent a twenty for a pair of shoes
Rump's now a part of a class action suit
That rump that rump
On two seats spread
That rump that rump that rump
Is my face red
Can this rump really be tamed, I think so
Will this rump, reduced, be claimed, I hope so
Can this rump to a dessert, Just Say No
Think I'll have just a small slice
Emitting a gas that smelled like rotten eggs
Cellulite filled and quite enormous
For more precise description, will need a thesaurus
That rump that rump
Is in my bed
That rump that rump that rump
Fills me with dread
Rump was a great big derriere
Wore sweats and spandex and anything that fit down there
Consistancy of cottage cheese
Gesundheit, god bless you, Oh! you say that warn't a sneeze
That rump that rump
Is white as bread
That rump that rump that rump
is past well fed
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, get a Thighmaster™
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, try the Ab Blaster™
Ruuuuuuuun, jog, buy a Gazelle™ now
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
jog!
Rump was fat and flabby and needed a shove
Rump found it a coach who could deal in tough love
Rump spent a twenty for a pair of shoes
Rump's now a part of a class action suit
That rump that rump
On two seats spread
That rump that rump that rump
Is my face red
Can this rump really be tamed, I think so
Will this rump, reduced, be claimed, I hope so
Can this rump to a dessert, Just Say No
Think I'll have just a small slice
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I can see now that I neglected to write out the entire name of the Original Performer during the submission. In my defense the name is long and the hour was late (about 3 am) Also upon reflection I would change the line "Is white as bread" to "Like uncooked bread". So, in spite of these glaring blemishes, I hope you enjoy.
thought it was hilarious
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