Slumpin' real low, not a pleasant arc
Know that I won't go for this, I need to impart
Truth so you'll know your slump is gonna
Make your poor spine assume the bent form of a comma

You slump, you slump
Your back is bent
You slump, you slump, you slump
More than a dent

Slumpin' is really not okay
Really need to stop abusin' your poor vertebrae
If you don't have a real straight back
Your slumps will reveal that at exercise you're slack

You slump, you slump
Your spine's a wreck
You slump, you slump, you slump
Fear for your neck
Oh yeah

Stop, stop, stop leanin' over now
Stop, stop, stop lookin' like you bow
Stop, stop (ooh-ooh-ooh), stop or you'll fall right down
Stop, god

Slumpin' when you're walkin' and when you stand strong
Slump when you move quick and when your walk's a slog
May be the first time that you've met me
But I know all from the sight I see

You slump, you slump
Your back is wrecked
You slump, you slump, you slump
I'm mad as heck
Whoo!

Folks who slump with their backs bent make me groan
Folks who slump claim I'm obsessed, that's a load
Yeah, whoo!
Folks who slump? I will correct, please don't go
Folks who slump, give me your neck