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Song Parodies -> "I.O.U"
Original Song Title:
"X.Y.U."
Original Performer:
The Smashing Pumpkins
Parody Song Title:
"I.O.U"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
She doesn't like it
Turn up the radio
I cant afford it all cos it's now downhill
I think today's music
has lost the animal
the animal inside of it
cos I was a Local H kid
And i said
I wanna be your dog
to the Stooges now
No one should ever come
Between the buried and me
oh, M83
'Midnight City' is it now
She was also Arabian
an old Arabian cunt
I took it all away
cos i was into Britpop
Today is the greatest day
that she has ever known
I am a Bono-baiting cunt
You are the fucker inside of me
A-p-p-l-e-s
B-a-n-a-n-a-s
They are my favourite fruit
To give a fucking damn
about it all now
cos i am lovely, LOL
No one should ever be
inside of me
between the Scottish and I
)BRIDGE)
Now i cannot stand that
One Direction is shite
please bring me back Local H
'Bound For The Floor' was fecking class
Boom, boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, boom, boom
now tell me what the fuck is
going on
In a costume drama
M83 are playing
and it's between that cunt Hugh Grant
Well done
for blowing up a prostitute
then getting yerself arrested
You must've been pissed that night
Inside a Mercedes Benz, you ''''hole
Wish me well
One Direction
you are the worstest
bring back Paula Cole
and Dean Martin
no one should ever sing
'Where Have All The Cowboys Gone'
I am a lonely soul
Alexa was a good ol' Chung
I was meeting her again
then it all went MOR
And also the downward spiral
Then i was I to blame
Alexa was f''king Chung
Now Alexa's got a problem
Now Alexa's not a Irish b''ch
Alexa is Alexa Chung
Not I am the resurrection
I am the little girl from now
You are D'Angelo
(SILENCE>BASIL BRUSH IMPRESSION):
I've got one blooming thing to say
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
I told you once before
and it's fuck all for Bristol
Then it's fuck all for Bath
this isn't One Direction
this is facking genocide
I am Danny Dyer
and here comes Emmerdale
I can watch myself
I can self-harm my guitar
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Boom, boom
I love me Basil Brush
I love me Basil Brush
I hate me Andy Hamilton
You '''''''''''g hermaphrodite
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Basil
Turn up the radio
I cant afford it all cos it's now downhill
I think today's music
has lost the animal
the animal inside of it
cos I was a Local H kid
And i said
I wanna be your dog
to the Stooges now
No one should ever come
Between the buried and me
oh, M83
'Midnight City' is it now
She was also Arabian
an old Arabian cunt
I took it all away
cos i was into Britpop
Today is the greatest day
that she has ever known
I am a Bono-baiting cunt
You are the fucker inside of me
A-p-p-l-e-s
B-a-n-a-n-a-s
They are my favourite fruit
To give a fucking damn
about it all now
cos i am lovely, LOL
No one should ever be
inside of me
between the Scottish and I
)BRIDGE)
Now i cannot stand that
One Direction is shite
please bring me back Local H
'Bound For The Floor' was fecking class
Boom, boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, boom, boom
now tell me what the fuck is
going on
In a costume drama
M83 are playing
and it's between that cunt Hugh Grant
Well done
for blowing up a prostitute
then getting yerself arrested
You must've been pissed that night
Inside a Mercedes Benz, you ''''hole
Wish me well
One Direction
you are the worstest
bring back Paula Cole
and Dean Martin
no one should ever sing
'Where Have All The Cowboys Gone'
I am a lonely soul
Alexa was a good ol' Chung
I was meeting her again
then it all went MOR
And also the downward spiral
Then i was I to blame
Alexa was f''king Chung
Now Alexa's got a problem
Now Alexa's not a Irish b''ch
Alexa is Alexa Chung
Not I am the resurrection
I am the little girl from now
You are D'Angelo
(SILENCE>BASIL BRUSH IMPRESSION):
I've got one blooming thing to say
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
I told you once before
and it's fuck all for Bristol
Then it's fuck all for Bath
this isn't One Direction
this is facking genocide
I am Danny Dyer
and here comes Emmerdale
I can watch myself
I can self-harm my guitar
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Boom, boom
I love me Basil Brush
I love me Basil Brush
I hate me Andy Hamilton
You '''''''''''g hermaphrodite
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boom boom
Basil
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Anondria, does anyone om this site miss Basil Brush
Oh
and do you know who Basil Brush is?
I miss Basil terribly. He was a talking fox on TV, wasn't he?
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