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Song Parodies -> "Thrush"
Original Song Title:
"Crush"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Smashing Pumpkins
Parody Song Title:
"Thrush"
Parody Written by:
Anaïs
The Lyrics
Your tongue and inner cheeks
They look like cottage cheese
And you feel that bitter taste
Just like the beer that I served
And this coating spreads to your swallowing tube
Buccal mucosae are oh so white
Don’t speak too much ‘coz it hurts, hurts, it hurts
You try to brush your teeth
The lesions start to bleed
You scream “oh ftupid yeaft!”
Someday the pain will cease
And you tell me “my mouth turned into whipped cream”
Buccal mucosae are oh so white
Don’t speak too much ‘coz it hurts, hurts, it hurts
It hurts
It hurts
They look like cottage cheese
And you feel that bitter taste
Just like the beer that I served
And this coating spreads to your swallowing tube
Buccal mucosae are oh so white
Don’t speak too much ‘coz it hurts, hurts, it hurts
You try to brush your teeth
The lesions start to bleed
You scream “oh ftupid yeaft!”
Someday the pain will cease
And you tell me “my mouth turned into whipped cream”
Buccal mucosae are oh so white
Don’t speak too much ‘coz it hurts, hurts, it hurts
It hurts
It hurts
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