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Song Parodies -> "Toupee"
Original Song Title:
"Today"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Smashing Pumpkins
Parody Song Title:
"Toupee"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
I really, really, really hate toupees... In case you I didn't get my point across. I hope nobody gets upset by saying "You look like a rapist" it was just a funny line and in no way do I encourage that sort of thing (or the wearing of toupees)
Toupee is the lamest
Aid for balding bros
Put on a sambraro
That wig looks way too wrong
Your head’s disguised now
While you’re on the prowl
You wanted more
More hair on top of your head
The costume store
Had saved the day
Toupee is the lamest
Shatner really knows!
Why can’t you just borrow
A razor and shave it off?
This hairpiece you tout
Fell onto the ground
You drive sports cars
To make up for that
Fact that you’re bald
Wear a cowboy hat!
Your head it clings
With glue and duct tape
Please burn that thing!!!!
Toupee is
Toupee is
Toupee is
The lamest thing!!!
What’s with this rug you flaunt?
Can’t you hear people taunt?
Still better than your aunt’s…
Looks like a dead shrew
You look like a rapist!
Toupees are for sadists, Damn!
Toupees are the lamest things!!!
That I… have ever… worn…
Aid for balding bros
Put on a sambraro
That wig looks way too wrong
Your head’s disguised now
While you’re on the prowl
You wanted more
More hair on top of your head
The costume store
Had saved the day
Toupee is the lamest
Shatner really knows!
Why can’t you just borrow
A razor and shave it off?
This hairpiece you tout
Fell onto the ground
You drive sports cars
To make up for that
Fact that you’re bald
Wear a cowboy hat!
Your head it clings
With glue and duct tape
Please burn that thing!!!!
Toupee is
Toupee is
Toupee is
The lamest thing!!!
What’s with this rug you flaunt?
Can’t you hear people taunt?
Still better than your aunt’s…
Looks like a dead shrew
You look like a rapist!
Toupees are for sadists, Damn!
Toupees are the lamest things!!!
That I… have ever… worn…
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Sean Connery got it right--he wears toupees for his movie characters, but never in real life.
I'm in support of this. Especially liked the Shatner line. Good subs in some short lines
Now I will never hear this song correctly again with that title refrain. And it is better that way!
(Artistry) To quote Red Dwarf: "Mankind hasn't even got the technology to create a toupee that doesn't get big laughs". Great parody, wasn't bothered by the rapist line, mainly cuz I didn't get it. 555!
For the most part I liked it, though how does one "look like a rapist" . . .not sure that toupees are for sadist either. . .so a couple of really odd lines in there, but all in all I liked it.
Good thing you had a great ending on this one, or there would be hell toupee.
(Artistry) Rex! Awesome pun! And Matty scores another great parody in his funny bank. Good job Matthias!
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