In a road trip you'll discover
That things happen in your bladder
You gotta go now!
You gotta go now!

Something starts to splash your butt cheeks
People fainting in the backseat
You got diarrhea,
For God's sake pull over!

BRIDGE
Then you make it to your kind of bathroom
(In a bush, on a tree)
Then a cop takes a flashlight and stares at your butt.

CHORUS
When you need TP like you never needed it before
(That's gonna be five bucks, baby)
Oh, you have diarrhea?
Come and get some more.
(That's gonna be ten bucks, baby)
Set your feces free
It's the only way to be.

You now see a rest area
And you have the diarrhea
And it is closed now
But you gotta go now

When you finally find a bathroom
You'll take long and some will hate you.
Hurry up in there.
Hurry up in there!

BRIDGE

CHORUS

It's the only way to be'

(Solo)