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Song Parodies -> "If You Eat That Chocolate Your Bum Will Be Bigger"
Original Song Title:
"If You Buy This Record Your Life Will Be Better"
Original Performer:
The Tamperer feat Maya
Parody Song Title:
"If You Eat That Chocolate Your Bum Will Be Bigger"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I´ve been looking at your chewing and I haven´t said a thing
thought that I would live to see the spring
now I got myself together and I have to tell you this
though you´re gonna take it as a dis, dis, dis, dis
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
if you eat, if you eat, if you eat
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
you are eating all the time, you do not care ´bout me or sleep
you might get constipated, from that heap
now everytime you´re outside you´ll go sideway through the ports
ooh, you´ve got a lardass in your short, short, short, shorts
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
if you eat, if you eat, if you eat
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
I never knew bums could have such absorption!
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
thought that I would live to see the spring
now I got myself together and I have to tell you this
though you´re gonna take it as a dis, dis, dis, dis
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
if you eat, if you eat, if you eat
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
you are eating all the time, you do not care ´bout me or sleep
you might get constipated, from that heap
now everytime you´re outside you´ll go sideway through the ports
ooh, you´ve got a lardass in your short, short, short, shorts
If you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
your bum will be bigger, your bum will be bigger
oh, if you eat that chocolate, your bum will be bigger
if you eat, if you eat, if you eat
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
I never knew bums could have such absorption!
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumper-bum
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This Parady is "Sweet like Chocolate" Snag!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I'm giving 5's!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
I don't know this song but...what does OS stand for? I'm sure you know since someone made a reference to it from one of your comments to me for "My Favorite Things." Thanks!
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