I ate a lot of fruit
I ate a lot of fruit
And now I really need to poop
I really need to go and poop alot

Yellow urine in the toilet in the garden
And now it's full of poo
Make a little outhouse in your soul
Remember; take your time and don't rush it
Remember; get up before you flush it
Make a little outhouse in your soul

My bowels need to expell
Constipation is total hell
The poo just won't come out
No matter how much I wriggle about

I try and strain and I push
As I feel it exit my tusche
The aim is pooping freely
That is spelt S-H-I-T

Drink plenty of water
Eat lots of fibre
My arsehole hurts

Yellow urine in the toilet in the garden
And now it's full of poo
Make a little outhouse in your soul
Remember; take your time and don't rush it
Remember; get up before you flush it
Make a little outhouse in your soul

*fart noises*

I ate a lot of fruit
I ate a lot of fruit
And now I really need to poop
I really need to go and poop alot

Some Graffiti opposite me
Says 'How high can you pee'
I whip it out right there
And send it off into the air

Now the wall has known my wrath
Washed the hgraffiti right off
But now I see that it is me
Who gave in to this Graffiti

Toilet of cleanliness
Sorry I made a mess
Who'll clean it up?

Yellow urine in the toilet in the garden
And now it's full of poo
Make a little outhouse in your soul
Remember; take your time and don't rush it
Remember; get up before you flush it
Make a little outhouse in your soul

And while you're at
Leave the seat up insode of the outhouse in your soul

Remember; take your time and don't rush it
Remember; get up before you flush it
Make a little outhouse in your soul


Yellow urine in the toilet in the garden
And now it's full of poo
Make a little outhouse in your soul
Remember; take your time and don't rush it
Remember; get up before you flush it
Make a little outhouse in your soul

*Repeat until you're throughly sick of singing this crap*