Song Parodies -> "Triangle Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Triangle Man"

Parody Written by:

Lee-Dogg

The Lyrics

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Degrees-Add-Up-To-One-Eighty-Man
What's he like? Is he scalene?
Triangle Man

Is he acute, or is he obtuse?
When he's isoceles, does he get mad?
Or will Pythagorean kill him instead?
Nobody knows
Triangle Man

Calculus Man, Calculus Man
Calculus Man tests Triangle Man
They have a quiz, Calculus flunks
Calculus Man

Integer Man, Integer Man
Infinite-Number-Of-Integers Man
Usually easier than Fraction Man
Integer Man

He's got a line with a negative side,
Positive side, and a zero point
When they meet they all smoke joints
Endless Man, Integer Man

Cosine Man, Cosine Man
He's the inverse of Secant Man
Along with sine he forms Tangent Man
Cosine Man

Is he geometry
Or trigonometry?
Can he graph the age of a tree?
How did they derive Cosine Man?
SOHCAHTOA Man, Cosine Man

Calculus Man, Calculus Man
Calculus Man tests Cosine Man
They have a quiz, Calculus flunks
Calculus Man

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