-> "I Am Full (But Still Want to Gobble)"
Original Song Title:
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Full (But Still Want to Gobble)"
The Lyrics
I am full
But still want to gobble
No wait, I am full
And starting to hobble
But there’s so much here
Stomach, it wobbles
But it’s my delight
Take another bite
I just eat
Theres no Thanks or Giving
Gimme meat meat meat
And drumsticks and rib-ings
I can stuff my seat
I’m done, NOPE, I’m FIBBING
Doesn’t matter that
I am full
See this nice pulled pork
That’s hanging from my fork?
I should stop, be done with food
but I don’t really wanna be rude
So!
I’ll have thirds
Too bad for the cousins
Who can eat my words
My aunt gets a shovin’
Gimme beef in herds
Rode out the ovens
If you think I’m a glut, no need to wor-(ry)
That’s nobody’s business but the turk-(ey)
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch munch
I am full (I am full)
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch
Munch munch munch – Mu-munch munch mu-munch munch munch
I am full (I am full)
Grab the slabs of ham
Keep handy candied yams
Relatives can always stay
But they all must get outta my WAY
Gluttony
Means I get to gobble
Is it gluten free?
Don’t care, try the cobble-(er)
Un-buttons me
Waist size is toggled
As I stuff on the stuffing, I’m sublime
As soon as I stop, FOOD COMA TIME
(Stuff your face Instrumental)
So
Snack attack
I still want to gobble
From the dessert rack
The fresh, canned or bottled
Don’t say I am fat
You’re not a model
As I stuff on the stuffing, I’m sublime
As soon - as I stop - FOOD COMA TIME
I – AM – FULL
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